Alison's Away Message, #5

dear crappy principal from another school that has nothing to do with my own,

you're right. eleanor rigby is a horribly inappropriate song to teach 4th graders. what was i thinking? i mean, i was just trying to do a beatles medley with the kids cuz they like it...children should never have to learn about sad things, and ooooh, the language, my LORD what was i thinking?!?! the word 'lonely' should be banned from the english language and we should only think happy thoughts from now on. instead, i will substitute all the "real" words for "happy" words and we'll sing the song in major. plus, we'll make the song about kittens. does that work for you?


love, alison

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