The Serpent's Punishment
Not much to do for the next 45 minutes, so I'm reading Scripture...An Ceiling Cat said unto teh serpent, "cuz u did dis, cursd u aboov all teh moocows,
An aboov every one of those 4 leggd things that evolvd round here; upon ur belly u gun walk
An I gun take ur legs
An geev them to teh French 2 eatz An this is wut they gun eatz An they gun call it "Frawgs leegz",
An dust shalt u eated
all teh dais ov ur life
An u no getz no cookies to eated. An no cheezburgers neither. Srsly.
Genesis 3:14
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