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Friday, July 04, 2008Alison's Away Message, #6"it's funny to see the mexicans with their little american flags going to see the fireworks... like it was THEIR independence... stupid heads."Happy July 4th! Labels: Alison, Humor, Personal
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008I Get It NowSo, I've been fretting just a little that I'm starting to approach the big 3-0 and I don't appear to be on the marriage track. But now I understand why:It's all so clear now!
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Sunday, May 18, 2008Who Was Justin Bailey?Thanks to Ben Mallahan, we now know...Labels: Humor
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Wednesday, May 14, 2008Random Dog BloggingRiding home on the train... thought I'd share this nice picture of Mickey and Lily, my mom's two dogs. They usually don't get along that well -- little Lily steals poor Mickey's food and bullies him around, but look where we caught them when they thought we weren't looking!
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Friday, April 11, 2008Here Comes McCain AgainVideo #2 from the McCain Girls... it's been tough to find because YouTube took it down, but I dug it up again for the time being.Are they for real? I still don't know. My guess is now probably not, but either way, they're a political phenomenon. Either they think they're doing something to help their candidate and are so unbelievably mistaken, or it's an incredible piece of subversive reverse psychology, demonstrating just how square John McCain is -- it really fits in with his geezerness. Labels: 2008 Election, Humor, John McCain, Politics, Republican Party
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Saturday, March 01, 2008Totally, Totally, TotallyHeading out for the night, but I figured I'd share a pretty good coach meltdown with y'all:
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Friday, February 22, 2008Geek Rock Rules!Yahoo! has a feature on geek rocker Jonathan Coulton, who appears to have hit the big time.Check him out: Of course, any Ze Frank fans will remember him from here. Labels: Humor, Music, Ze Frank
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Tuesday, February 19, 2008Best Sequel Idea, Ever?(hat tip, Spencer Ackerman)
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Monday, February 18, 2008The Serpent's PunishmentNot much to do for the next 45 minutes, so I'm reading Scripture...An Ceiling Cat said unto teh serpent, "cuz u did dis, cursd u aboov all teh moocows, An aboov every one of those 4 leggd things that evolvd round here; upon ur belly u gun walk An I gun take ur legs An geev them to teh French 2 eatz An this is wut they gun eatz An they gun call it "Frawgs leegz", An dust shalt u eated all teh dais ov ur life An u no getz no cookies to eated. An no cheezburgers neither. Srsly. Genesis 3:14
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My New ReligionI worship Ceiling Cat and his infallible wiki-Word:Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem. Genesis 1: 1  An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated it. For evry createded stufs tehre are the fuudz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, An teh mooes, so tehre. It happen. Iz good. Genesis 1: 29-30
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Sunday, February 17, 2008Ummm...Bush isn't the only musically-inclined politician out there...On Friday night, a friend sent me a prank video shows three fat old men having sex in the shower. This one was more disturbing... I've brushed off the idea that it's time for a new generation in the White House, but this is the best argument for it I've seen. Compare the above video to this one: I just gave the Obama campaign fifty bucks. Labels: 2008 Election, 2008 Primaries, Barack Obama, Democratic Party, Hillary Clinton, Humor
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Nothing to Kill or Die for...Labels: Humor, Music, Politics
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Thursday, February 14, 2008More V-Day Poetry from the BallasFrom Pete:Alas, my Jewish brothas, Valentine's Day is for us others, May your ballers be enough, as for me it will be tough, to get my butt there tonite, cause yes it might start a fight, even though yesterday was hump day, nothing ever outdoes Valentine's Day!! HUBBA HUBBA to All, Have fun at B-Ball!!
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Valentine PoemFrom Paul on my Jewball listserv, regarding tonight's pickup game:Roses are Red Violets are Blue St. Valentine was not a Jew So be at basketball tonight It will only be a small fight In two days things will be alright. To all my none Jewish friends I do not discriminate Give her dinner & flowers On your very early date And get your butts to the court So we can have at least eight.
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Friday, February 08, 2008While We're On the Topic of Lolcats I've gotten hooked on XKCD, this great webcomic series. I read the whole archive, and here are links to some of the best. Snapple Hyphen Want The Cure Super Bowl Banter Guitar Hero Curse Levels Baring My Heart 50 Ways Marketing Interview Delicious A Way So Familiar Grownups Mario Beliefs Six Months Nintendo Surgeon Collecting Double-Takes Appropriate Term In UR Reality A-Minus-Minus Labels: Humor
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Thursday, February 07, 2008Lolcats SurveyCute or not cute? Funny or not funny? Discuss.I love them, particularly Kos's Pootie Diary Cat Porn :)  Labels: Humor
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Tuesday, February 05, 2008Chicks Dig the Long BallStill one of my favorite commercials of all time:Have you guys seen Mark? Labels: Humor
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Sunday, February 03, 2008Still Trying to Figure It Out... Labels: 2008 Election, 2008 Primaries, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Humor, Politics
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Thursday, January 31, 2008They Made Me a Monster! Keeping the swelling down...
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Wednesday, January 30, 2008The Dallas ReichWell, we finally know the answer to a question we've all wondered about for a long time... who would Hitler root for in the NFL if he were alive today?Turns out, the answer is the Cowboys. And he's a big T.O. fan (no surprise there!). See for yourself:
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Saturday, January 19, 2008Brotherly LoveGreat T-Mobile commercial...Labels: Humor
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Wednesday, January 09, 2008Ron Paul Doesn't See ColorI'm pretty sure he does, given the content of this TNR article, but Ron Paul, who came in sixth tonight among the Republicans in New Hampshire, says:Oh, I think that that's completely wrong. And, you know, libertarianism is the enemy of all racism, because racism is a collectivist idea is that you put people in categories. You say, "Well, Blacks belong here, Whites here, and women here." Well, we don't see people in form-- or gays. Hmmm... think he has a black friend like Stephen Colbert?  Ron Paul and his black friend, Alan But seriously, how on earth can we believe that Ron Paul didn't know about the virulently racist and paranoid filth published in his name for years and years? At absolute, absolute best, that would make the man a bumbling idiot. Should we really be electing another one of those President? UPDATE: Am I that insignificant that I can't get even one lousy Paulbot comment? Kirchick got 1285! Labels: 2008 Election, 2008 Primaries, Humor, Republican Party, Ron Paul
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Tuesday, July 31, 2007Albany, NY -- No Cooler for the ScooterAccording to Andrew Sullivan, under that fatsuit and bald cap, that's Harry Shearer (of Le Show!)
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Thursday, July 26, 2007Southfield, MI -- WWJD About Single-Payer?Hi to all from sunny Detroit! I think I'm going to post the Harrisburg photos later this evening.I was having an argument with my friend Alan on Silicon Investor last night on the topic of how Jesus felt about universal health care. I always thought he would've been all for it, but then I came across a major finding during one of my regular Bible readings: Luke 6:9-13, "And one day the Devil wilt put forth a prophet, and his name shalt be Marx. He shalt declare that ye people, both rich and poor, shalt not go without proper health care. Thou shalt denyeth him, lest thy soul be damned. And thou shalt taketh him to the public square, where thou shalt stone him, for the one called Marx is a false prophet. And ye rich shalt proceed through needles as camels slathered in Crisco." I guess that settles it. Jesus hates Michael Moore. Labels: Humor, Politics, Religion
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Friday, March 09, 2007Albany, NY -- Dre, A CapellaAs promised -- the best of the Bitches Ain't Shit renditions. No way you can watch this one without smiling :)
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Thursday, March 08, 2007Albany, NY -- No Way...So, from the AP via Yahoo, in an article about circumcision:But "while male circumcision has extraordinary potential to prevent HIV infection, these new findings remind us that we must proceed with thought and care in developing strategies to expand male circumcision in Africa," said Dr. Kevin De Cock, director of WHO's AIDS department. "Circumcision is an additional prevention strategy rather than a replacement for anything else." Can that possibly be? A quick web search shows that it is, and I'm not the first person to catch this. Man, why is my mind, and subsequently my blog, so dirty this week? Labels: Humor
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Friday, August 26, 2005Albany, NY -- Watch the Daily Show!Listen to me and watch the rerun of tonight's Daily Show on Comedy Central at 1 AM EST... you'll thank me later.Labels: Humor
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Thursday, August 25, 2005Albany NY -- God: Thou Shalt Not SkeetReally funny work-related coincidence... this week on Stephen Colbert's latest installment of This Week in God on the Daily Show, Stephen Colbert did a segment on how three different religions punish the "sin" of masturbation. This afternoon, I was poking through MyJewishLearning.com's site statistics for July, and found that our 13th most popular page was an article by Rabbi Elliot Dorff entitled, "Masturbation: A Touchy Subject." So, for the Jewish view on the topic, check out that article. For three other viewpoints, check out the Colbert piece.Labels: Humor, Judaism, Religion
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A blog which covers the life, thoughts, and writings of Jason Brzoska. Among the topics discussed: politics (poverty, health care, war, terrorism, foreign policy), the state of the Jewish community, and the City of Albany, New York.
